Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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