i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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