I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
