I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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