I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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