Buhtt sex?
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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