do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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