Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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