Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I'm like, not good at living.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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