I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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