Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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