My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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