Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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