he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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