I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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