is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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