Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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