seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
My vagina is very pro this idea
My feet surprised me
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