Define "chronic" masturbator.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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