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(925): View more from California

when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?

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(860): View more from Connecticut

do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?

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(339): View more from Massachusetts

He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.

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(415): View more from California

It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.

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(407): View more from Florida

I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few

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(951): View more from California

Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.

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(207): View more from Maine

I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup

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(763): View more from Minnesota

I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.

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