planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I love how my cats smell like pot.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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