took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Randomize
