as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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