There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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