fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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