I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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