Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
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