did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
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I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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