Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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