omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
Randomize