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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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