Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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