the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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