I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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