marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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