Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
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