she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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