This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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