White coat. Heels.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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