Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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