But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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