I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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