If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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