She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
did i walk over a car last night?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
So vagazzling was a success
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
