think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
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