You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
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