weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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