Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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