Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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