Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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