well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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