THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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