hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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