I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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