that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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